Please Don`t Hate Me Lyrics

Please Don`t Hate Me lyrics

I gotta tell him

I gotta be a man and handle my business

I know he's gonna hate me

Ahhh I gotta call him

What up dogg?

What you been up to?

Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out

Me and you we been down for while, right?

We been here and there we been pretty tight

Something happened last night that you might get upset about

But hear me out

I didn't mean nothing by it, I'm a make this quick

I gave your mama this dick



I don't know how it happened

I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping

I was over there mowing the grass

And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass

And then, I went inside to make a phone call

And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra

One thing just led to another

Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother



Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo



Don't hang up, I still got more

Your momma gives head like a heroin whore

I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud

When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud

We broke out with your with grandpa's gin

Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin

She's freaky

Her nipples look like peanuts

Your mama's one of my favorite sluts

She likes licking from the back of my balls

To the tip of my dick with one big lick

She calls me her big teddy bear

Roooaaaaarrrrr

I chase her around on my underwear

I'll admit I like spanking her butt

I used your sock though to catch my nut

Don't worry

I put it back, I knew you better

That's probably why your toes been sticking together



Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo



Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo

It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though

And I ain't trying to diss her either

I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some

Every hair is like a foot long

Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes

It's all right with me though

I don't mind as long as I can locate the V-Hole

And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing

Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing

And I'm hoping you and me are still cool

I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow

And we plan on fucking again

All right I'll talk to you later

Peace Eminem



Di-zam

Somebody just got fucked up

Nigga



Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately

Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo