Neden Game Lyrics

Neden Game lyrics

Let's meet contestant number 1

He's a schizophrenic, serial killa clown

Who says women love his sexy smile

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon

Sharon, what's your question?



Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last forever

So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's house

And have dinner with me and my family

Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick



Let's see, well, I'd have to think about it

I might show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do

And look your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"



Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti

I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"

Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed

I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips



It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother

I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother

I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this

Ya know for only 13, she got some big tits



After that, your dad would try to jump again

And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin

After your mom does the dishes and the silverware

I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear



Now, let's meet contestant number 2

He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head freak

Who works for the dark carnival

He says women call him Stretch Nutz

Sharon, lets hear your question



I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions

A man who expresses himself in his own special way

Number 2, if you fell in love with me

Exactly how would you let me know?



First thing, I could never love you

You sound like a little witchy bitch, fuck you

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care

By takin' all these other mutha fuckas outta here



I'd go through your phone book and kill them all

And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?

Anyone who looked at you would have to pay

I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day



I'd tell you that I love you, if you don't say it back

I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate your back

I sing love songs to you, the best I can

And then I club ya in the head like a cave man



Then we go to tha beach and walk through the sand

I throw a little in your face and say, '€œI'm just playin''€?

As you spit it all out, I rub your back

And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack



Well, it sounds like contestant number 2

Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far

Sharon, let's have your last question and see

Who's gonna have the rights to your Neden



Ok, if we were at a dance club

And you both noticed me at the same time

Tell me, how would you each get my attention

And what would your pick up line be

Who ever's the smoothest, wins



Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar

And tell ya that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are

I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake

And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake



Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in a crowded place

I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin' face



Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better

Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap shit

You don't want contestant number 2, he's mad whack



I walked into a barn and there he was

Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it

It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm llama

Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss your mama?