Holloween On Military Street Lyrics

Holloween On Military Street lyrics

Fuck, Damnit Another Halloween

People on Military know what this
means,

Houses on fire,They're blowin up cars,

Creatures on the
street and razorblades in candybars.



I went to trick-or-treat the
first house on my block

They spit in my face and gave me a rock

I
tried to give it back and said I'll take nothing instead 

Turned around
and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head



Walked to the
next house directly next door

And there I found an old lady dead on the
floor

I said 'Excuse me miss but do you have a treat?'

She lifted
her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feet



I ran to the next
house happy and giddy

There I seen a fat woman holding up her titty

I said trick or treat she said treat or trick

And squeezed on her titty
til .. fuck it its to sick 



The next house was set back in the
woods

I was a little frightened but fuck I want the goods

I knocked
on the door I heard a knock back

Then I heard 'come on in' and yo Im like
fuck that



This house belongs to miss Cherry Spoon

She said
drop your drawers and your treat is comin soon

I quickly grew a stiffy
but kept my eyes shut

A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in
the nuts



I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst

And
chillin in the drive was a long black hurst

I rung the doorbell and said
is anybody home

'Of course babyboy have a sugar coated kidney stone'



I walked through the feild into the next crib

Her friendliness
could only be in her cooking bib 

I said how bout some candy

She
said how bout in stead a nice hot fresh homemade loaf of yeast in infection
bread



My bags gettin heavy so I rest on the curb 

And riding
on his bike here comes little Larry Sherb

I snuck up behind him and kicked
him off his seat

Punched him in the neck and powerbombed him in the
street



Now my bag of candy has doubled in size

Up to the
next house for my scary prize

Im like trick or treat trick treat tricky
dick

He opened up his door slapped my lips and didnt give me shit



Rock through his window and ran across the street

To the big
mansion Im in for a treat

I dinged on the dong

And here comes the
butler 

A big gumpy tall ass Lurch lookin mother fucker

I said
hello mister is there something for my sack 

He reached in his pocket but
I think he hurt his back

Its taking him and hour my bag is open ready 

But then he finally dropped it in my sack a fuckin penny



The next
house is abandoned so forget it

But wait a minute I think somebody's livin
in it

I ran up to the door trick or treat you cant hide 

It was a
crackhead he crawled in my bag and died



The next house was mine
the last on the block

My mother's sitting on the porch shining up her
clock

I climbed on the roof with my brother jump steady

And we
yelled HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE CITY!



Fuck Damnit
another Halloween 

People on Millitary know what this means

Housed
on fire They're blowing up cars

Creatures in the street and razorblades
in candybars