Insane Clown Posse (icp) Insane Clown Posse (icp) - Santa`s A Fat Bitch Lyrics

Insane Clown Posse (icp) - Santa`s A Fat Bitch Lyrics

Insane Clown Posse (ICP)

 

 Santa's A Fat Bitch

 Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling 

 (gunshot) 

 Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell 

 ringing bells at the malls Dancer Prancer Nixon and Cupid 

 I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, 

 eh I sat around all night under the chimney 

 Holdin my sack like gimme gimme 

 I know that he's commin he's commin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.


 Turn on my TV the very next day 

 I see your gettin paid leaden the parade 

 I'm that sniper on the buildin 

 Listen to my nine go click, 

 Santa's a fat bitch 

 (2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Another year and I aint get shit 

 Another year I aint get shit If I hear him land on my roof 

 Ohh my undertaker I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

 Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick 

 Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, j 

 just a lump of coal, 

 So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cupboard 

 So I'll be quick, quick and brief 

 All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth 

 I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth 

 I need a few numbers could you help me out 

 Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak 

 No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say 

 I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, 

 (2x) Santa's a fat bitch 

 Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe 

 Another year and I ain't got shit 

 Another year I ain't get shit If I hear him land on my roof 

 I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way


 Rudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho those 

 boys and girls don't deserve anything" 

 (in Background: Slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses, 

 horses, horses) Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? 

 I see you got cookies and milk on your chin 

 I guess you had time to collect your ends 

 You always been down for your rich friend 

 But Rudolf, he don't bring his slay my way 

 Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J 

 I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft 

 You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh 

 All the little rich bays they gettin paid 

 Countin the toys and ducats they made Me? 

 I got a little half little chunk of dog shit 

 I'm a kill that fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 He ate too much 

 McDonalds Another year and I aint get shit 

 Mrs. Claus is a ho If I hear him land on my roof 

 Slice that bitch in the big red coat 

 I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

 For the neighborhood 

 Christmas and everything's whack 

 Not a creature stirring but a fuckin rat 

 I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin 

 Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffin 

 All that I paid Wished and prayed 

 That fat mutha fucka would swing my way 

 Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But 

 I woke up and found some crusty old drawers 

 Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again 

 Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat
bitch 

 (2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 (2x) Another year and I aint get shit 

 Another year I aint get shit 

 If I hear him land on my roof If I hear him land on my roof 

 I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

 (2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

 Another year and I aint get shit I aint ge-et shi-it 

 If I hear him land on my roof Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof 

 I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

 (record scratching) 

 "He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile, 

 a bright red hat you can see for a mile, 

 a bag full of goodies and a great big grin, 

 hear comes Santa Claus again."