The Wizard Of Delray Lyrics

The Wizard Of Delray lyrics

* later known as the Insane Clown Posse







Aww shit homeboy you shoulda seen me



Drunk at the party drinkin 5th of M.D.



Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib



Curled up on the floor like a motha fuckin kid



Dreamen I was drinkin some Faygo



In my dorm house and here comes a tornado



The crib goes up spinnin round and round



Then BAM i just landed ground



Walked out the house seen the yellow brick road



Up walks a little pimp with a can and some gold



Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball



And only 3 feet tall



He said welcome and greedings to your new land Joe



I said who the fuck are you Sky Lolo?



He said I'm a pimp a player a baller and yo



To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road



By the way homeboy you got a murder rep



Pointed down at the house and my head just sat



I crushed the witch all I saw was a freak



She had a fresh pair of pumps on lookin oh so sweet



I grabed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat



Slaped 'em in the eye and said I'm the mack



Checked on the witches pumps and said I'm on my way



My name ain't Dorathy yo it's Violent J



If the wizards guards don't let me pass



I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass



Walkin down yellow brick singin Yo Crime Pays



Came to a part in the road and a half and a gage



In the field I saw a god damn scare crow



I ain't playin no games tell my ass were to go



He said hold up motha fucka it ain't about all that



I ain't scary bitch my names Nate The Mack



I got a mossburg underneath my straw



We can buck 2 pucko he's a god damn jaw



Yo homeboy this place aint a joint



This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit



He said Scare Crow Mack I don't really care



Like big daddy cane I'll take you there



So we sat down chillin on yellow brick



Talkin about all the bitches that sucked our dick



Later down the road I said God damn!



I saw a fuckin tin man



I said suit cans scrap metal and coral



I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil



Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G



Damn Tin Man had a gat pointed at me



I'll team with 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up



Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut



I said bring your tin can ass with us



Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to the bus



A cap in the Wizards ass



Come to Detroit and make plenty of cash



Commin up to the forest me and my 2 boys



Like in the movie we was singin that noise



Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my



Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my



Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my



I'ma blacked someone's eye



If I get jumped in the fuckin jungle



Cuz if someone rushes me, we gonna rumble



Then a fuckin lion jumped on Nate The Mack



Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack



The Lion pulled out a gat and said drop your walletes



You wanna spark homeboy you eatin bullets



My name is Lavel Lion then he started crien



Slip once and all ya motha fuckas are diein



Chill you god damn buck tooth ass hoe



Don't rob us G rob a liquar store



In Detroit Delray southwest city



Cuz know livin in these woods are shity



Come with us, we'll take ya to Delray



You can rob motha fuckas every god damn day



Shit finally we was at the castle



And with there guards we got no hastle



Strap like Al Capone started bustin out the holes



Droped them all, like domino's



We found some big doors so we kicked 'em in



And thats when we seen my Wizard friend



I said take my ass home and he started to laugh



So I shot his pompus show magical ass



Boom boom boom, the mutha fucka dropped



Before I stepped to 'em make sure my gun was cocked



We found a set of key's layin beside him



They went to his truck and we was low ridin



Back to Detroit like MOJO



Fucked his ass up and we forgot about toto



Bang woke up drunk as hell



Stumbled over to Rude Boy



Before I started to tell My story



Then I let it pass



Cuz I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass