Detox Television Lyrics

Detox Television lyrics

It's DTTV



I got no beer in me



I start to D.T.



This show is so cheesy



I'm feelin so bad



This program's makin me mad



I wish that I had



A beer - that would make me glad



It's DTTV here at noon



I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon



It's DTTV here at noon



I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon



I'm D.T.in on alcohol



But I can't leave my TV set at all - I'll go into withdrawal



This is my favorite soap



I'll tell ya the general scope:



Johny's got a drinkin problem



Doesn't know just how to solve em



But all he need to do



Is make a beer run or two



I guess it ain't that eaasy



I guess I'll sit and DT



It's Detox TV here at noon



I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon



It's DTTVhere at noon



I'm shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon