Incubus Calgone Lyrics

Calgone Lyrics

On my way home, police car pulled me over After they left, I puttered out of
gas Triple-A' came, but my
card was expired! I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time I
tried to get some shut-eye,
then I was abducted! They put cold things in my butt They sampled a bit of my
DNA They left me on top
of my sheets I dreamt I went pottyy, then woke up drenched in me This day
sucked the hardest ever... I
woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would
go my way I got up to toss
my soiled sheets, the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then
that I sensed the irony
(burning me) then I heard the voice say, "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" I
suppose I'm the culprit for
running out of gas Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his Triple-A fee In
actuality, I let the zetas
probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank
goodness for the bathtubs
and suds! They temporarily set free this quandary