Heart Of Illinois Lyrics

Heart Of Illinois lyrics

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,

Heart of Illinois, Don't it make ya
sick?

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,

Heart of Illinois, Shut
up ya fucking' dick!



Ten fucking years I've lived in this town

There's never nothing happening going on

Except fairs, and baseball,
and sidewalk sales,

and old people fucking with their lawns!



Farm Futures!

Soybeans and corn!

Parks and recreation!

Collecting doorknobs?!?

 

 Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the
Prairie,

Pride of the Prairie... Don't it make ya retch?

Pride of
the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie,

Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya
fuckin' wrench!



Twenty fucking years Ive lived in this town

Nothing's never going on around here

Except unemployment, and gangs,
and skating bands,

and college students slamming fucking beers!!!