99 Problems Lyrics

99 Problems lyrics

featuring Brother Marquis

[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of
motherfuckers ask me
Why did you no ??? some shit
But this year I went to
Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the
house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger
[Ice
T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always
nigger has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man
tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a
whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to
jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A
whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her
mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a
knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V.
set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo,
maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister
though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the
culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to
fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch
with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love
em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with
me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99
problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit it

No a bitch ain't
one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch
who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who
is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who
is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who can't
A
bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train (not
for sure)
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a
bitch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a bitch who
play piano
A bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch who
won't
A bitch who's short
A bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my
pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And
they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl
problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't
one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you
show those motherfuckers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a
bitch is threated
Motherfucker a nigger like you

[Brother
Marquis]
I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to threat any
whores
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to
persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger how you play em
Thats why I
don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take
it out
And I sky on them
That nigger that white nighter
The bitch
exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
Problem number one
is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't
expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I
ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on
em
Fuckin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game
is ran on em
So fuck how you feel
You are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope
you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another
expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a
hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't
one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man
?
A bitch ain't one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do that
shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a bitch that loves to gink)
She'll
fuck you
After she fucks me
(I got a bitch who loves both)
I got a
bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch
that's slow
(A bitch that is a virgin
And a bitch that is a hoe)
A
bitch that lies
(A bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a man
Because they
are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
(A bitch that is hut)
A
bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves rock
A bitch who is lost
And one
who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a
cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that
walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]
I
got a bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm
bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em
crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have
a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch
ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a bitch ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah,
you know a bitch ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am
saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't
one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing
man
Fucking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes nigger

[Ice-T]
A
bitch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the
police tryin to take them out
You know
But a bitch ain't one
Got
problems motherfuckers
Buying my records
But a bitch ain't
one
[Brother Marquis]
Fuck em all
Fuck em
motherfucker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A bitch ain't
one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherfuckers kiss my
motherfuckin ass