Ian Dury And The Blockheads Thank You Mum Lyrics

Thank You Mum Lyrics

Thank you, mum

Your rascal son

Has seen the error of his ways

I stole your purse and smashed the crocks

You done my trousers washed
my socks

Dragged me screaming to the doc's

Drink your medicine,
chicken pox

Put your toys back in their box

Didn't mean it

Thank you, mum



Thank you, mum

Your naughty boy

Will
do his best to make amends

I hurt you merely to amuse

You wiped my
nose and cleaned my shoes

Put witch-hazel on my bruise

Have you
done your number twos?

Mind you watch your P's and Q's

Got a
fiver?

Thank you, mum



Thank you, mum

You dear old
girl

Through thick and thin you knit and purl

There isn't any
better mum

Than my mum in this whole world