Ian Dury And The Blockheads Profoundly In Love With Pandora Lyrics

Profoundly In Love With Pandora Lyrics

My mother's heart and soul

Have gone halfway up the pole

My father's
on the dole

This is taking its toll

My friend Bert is much too
old

And his dog's beyond control

Though it sometimes seems they're
droll

It's a nuisance on the whole



I'm profoundly in love
with Pandora

My poem has an intellectual theme

The tenderness with
which I adore her

Goes all bouncy in my dreams



Yesterday my
chin was clear

Now a new spot has appeared

Barry Kent had cost me
dear

Till my Grandma interfered

The BBC know I'm sincere

In
making writing my career

Wish my mum would come back here

Lots of
ups and downs this year



I'm profoundly in love with Pandora

She's got knee-socks and treacle-coloured hair

The tenderness with
which I adore her

Is something fine and rare



But, my
father's in a mess

And there's a great deal of stress

At our
house

And my major concern

Is that things might return

To
normal

So get rid of that creep

And come back to sleep

In our
house

We both miss you mum

So hurry up and come

Back home



My mother's heart and soul

Have gone halfway up the pole



Though it sometimes seems they're droll

It's a nuisance on the
whole



Yesterday my chin was clear

Now a new spot has
appeared

Profoundly in love with Pandora



Wish my mum would
come back here

Lots of ups and downs this year



I'm
profoundly in love with Pandora

Things aren't always what they seem

The tenderness with which I adore her

Is indeed a love supreme