Fuck Off Noddy Lyrics

Fuck Off Noddy lyrics

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
“And what are you up to?� said
Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies
in Dingelydell

Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you stupid
prat�
“Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat�

Sinbad the
Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and
Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet’s been sick as a
dog

Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you little
prick�
“Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick�

Happy and
Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy’s flaked out, he can’t see the
point
“Fuck this for a lark� said Sweet Jack of
Hearts
“Which one of you bastards has shit on my
tarts?�

Singing: “fuck off Noddy you bloodless
berk�
“Fuck off Noddy, you’re just a jerk� 


Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd
Fuck off Noddy you’re so
absurd  
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten
hat
Fuck off Noddy you little wimp
Fuck off Noddy you’re a piss
brained shrimp
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your
rotten hat