Ian Dury And The Blockheads Dance Of The Screamers Lyrics

Dance Of The Screamers Lyrics

So im screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh- 

From thr last place in the queue
 -waaah-, -waaah- 

I really think youd liek me given half a chance  

But since we aint got that ill do the screamers dance  



Some of
us are ugly angel, some of us are only small  

Some of us are useless
sailor, they havent got the where-with-all  

We went and missed the
ending babe, we never quite caught the bus  

We never speak our minds my
love, we aint got nothing to discuss  



Some of us are useless luv,
it comes from facing up to facts  

Its hard to be a hero handsome, when
youve had your helmet cracked  

Cheerfulness is catching sweetie, when
the fevers you have got  

Weve got a tempreture my dear, but we simpley
havent got the hots  



So im screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh- 


Silly season, skys are blue -waah-, -waah- -waah - 

I hardly ever
think, ive made a small advance  

I keep my elbows in and do the
screamers dance  

DANCE!!  



-Wawl-, Some of us are stupid
sister, some of us are very shy  

Some of us get nervuos chicken, when
you look us in the eye  

We're ever so pathetic, chickie,  we know quite
well that we try too hard

Some of us were born like this while others got
it by the yard  



So im screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-  

Coz I havent got a clue  -wuuaaarrh-  

I really think id like you
given half the chance  

As we ain;t got that ill do the screamers dance 


-Waaaaaaagh-  -waaaaaaagh-  

-Waaaaaaagh- -waaaaaaagh-  

-Waaaaaaagh-