Blockheads Lyrics

Blockheads lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state
they're in



They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue
trousers

A mouth what never closes



You must have seen
Blockheads in raucous teams

Dressed up after work

Who screw their
poor old Eileens

Get sloshed and go berserk



Rotary accessory
watches

Hire-purchase signet rings

A beauty to the bully boys

No lonely vestige clings



Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why shouldn't they do as they please?

You know if it came to a brainy
game

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease



How would you
like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?

Or pissing in your
swimming pool?



Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire

Black
and orange cars

Premature ejaculation drivers

Their soft-top's got
roll-bars



'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads

'Go on,
stick it where it hurts'

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance

Their ghastly patterned shirts



Why bother at all about
Blockheads?

Superior as you are

You're thoughtful and kind with a
well-stocked mind

A Blockhead can't think very far



Imagine
finding one in your laundry basket

Banging nails in your big black dog



Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why should you care what
they do?

Cos after all is said and done

You're a Blockhead too



Blockheads

Blockheads

Blockheads

(oi oi)

Blockheads

(oi, oi)...