Hummer Girls Lyrics

Hummer Girls lyrics

*gurgles*

Do you remember?

The first hummer?

Ahh yeah, baby baby!



New kids on the block 

Suck a bunch of dick

Chinese girls make dad sick

And I think it's fly

When girls drop down

And give hummers, and give hummers.

We're out here looking 

for that damn blair witch

If we find her we'll be rich

but first we'll make her give us hummers

give us hummers



Do you remember?

Your first orgasim

Body was twitching 

Like a muscle spasm

Felt so good, you cannot explain

Sounded like a bitch in purple rain

A girl made you feel like no other could

A good chicks like milk, she does the body good

Hummers are good, in bed and in a car.

Happy Gilmore could hit a ballpark

If you're with a girl, you always need a backup

Incase you're slippin, the spare will pick the slackup

cream soda and nacho deritoes

Guys from Canada, always wear speedos

Always need a girl to hug and kiss

Big bird had a friend named shuphilophagus

When i met you i said my name was Reece

You looked like a chick that would gimme a piece.



New kids on the block 

Suck a bunch of dick

Chinese girls make dad sick

And I think it's fly

When girls drop down

And give hummers, and give hummers.

We're out here looking 

for that damn blair witch

If we find her we'll be rich

but first we'll make her give us hummers

give us hummers



I like hummers,

not the ones you see on the roads in the summer

nope i mean the others

you know the ones I be talking about

when chicks drop down and put my dick in their mouth

Like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee

These girls suck like shows on the WB

I like toungerings, but only if your hot

If you look like acid shin, don't try to touch my cock

And I'm cuban, like Tonny Montana

So I need a girl who can shallow whole bananas

And you better not have bucked teeth

I'd rather get head from the kid Bucked Weef

You gotta be quick and you gotta go deep

Once I bust a nut I'll probably fall asleep

Don't let that keep you from doing your job

Just pretend you're really hungry and it's corn on the cob



New kids on the block 

Suck a bunch of dick

Chinese girls make dad sick

And I think it's fly

When girls drop down

And give hummers, and give hummers.

We're out here looking 

for that damn blair witch

If we find her we'll be rich

but first we'll make her give us hummers

give us hummers.



Some girls work the head, and others deap throat

If the head sucks, just grab the remote

If the heads good you can't move like a statue

If the suck weak we'll whip water ballons at you

Some girls will offer, some will play tug-a-war

Some will do it on the couch, some on the floor

If they scrape their teeth, you know you gotta smack

Then you bust a nut up in her contact

If there's no head, you have ta throw a porn in

Only ashtet gets a nutten in the morning

Some girls will fall, some will spit in a baggy

We hate scooby doo but we always role with shaggy

Hummers are good almost all the time

The only thing better is the 69

When i met you i said my name was Reece

You looked like a chick that would gimme a piece.



New kids on the block 

Suck a bunch of dick

Chinese girls make dad sick

And I think it's fly

When girls drop down

And give hummers, and give hummers.

We're out here looking 

for the damn blair witch

If we find her we'll be rich

but first we'll make her give us hummers

give us hummers.



Yo, Hummer girls are fast, and hummer girls are slow

Some can suck dick, but some are so-so

Some will lick balls, but some don't care

Some will get angry when you shoot all in their hair

Some want you to do it to 

But I gotta be really drunk to eat the poon

Hummer girls are the girl I kind of like

So get on all fours like you're name was Spike.



New kids on the block 

Suck a bunch of dick

Chinese girls make dad sick

And I think it's fly