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How To Skin A Cat Lyrics

Glorious Opportunity To Get Rich!!! -- We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon 

with 100,000 cats. Each cat will average 12 kittens a year. The cat skins
will 

sell for 30 cents each. One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day.
We figure a 

daily net profit of over $10,000. Now what shall we feed the
cats? We will 

start a rat farm next door with 1,000,000 rats. The rats
breed 12

times faster than the cats. So we will have four rats to feed
each day to each 

cat. Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the
rats the carcasses of 

the cats after they have been skinned.



Now Get This! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get
the 

cat skins for nothing! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to
the rats 

and get the cat skins for nothing! We feed the rats to the cats
and the cats to 

the rats and get the cat skins for nothing!