I Went The Gay Way Lyrics

I Went The Gay Way lyrics

Opening Music

 

 Howard Stern singing:

 This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.

 Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.

 I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.

 People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?

 Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.

 Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.

 Men's backside's are a dirty place.

 Could I go the gay way?

 

 Fred Norris singing:

 Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..

 Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.

 

 Howard Stern singing:

 Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.

 Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.

 Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet

 Could I go the gay way?

 

 Fred Norris singing:

 Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?

 If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

 

 Howard Stern singing:

 I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

 

 Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!

 

 Howard Stern singing:

 Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?

 Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!

 Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

 If I went the gay way!

 

 Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!

 Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!

 Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!

 Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!

 Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

 

 If I went the gay way!

 

 If I..went the gay way.