The Story lyrics
One night in bed, the promiscuous Connacht Queen, Maeve, quarrels with
her husband Ailill. They argue over who has the most wealth. Ailill
doesn't like the suggestion that he's a kept man. "Her words were sharp;
they cut him deep, in a war between the sheets". Ailill's magnificent White
Bull is the deciding factor in their subsequent measuring of possessions.
Maeve's a bad loser. Mac Roth, her messenger, goes to Cooley to rent the
famed Brown Bull for a year, thus giving Maeve the decider. "I once told
her where she could find her dream". The Bull's owner is agreeable until
Mac Roth and his party get very drunk and reveal that had they not been
allowed to borrow the bull they would have taken it by force. The deal
breaks down. They go home emptyhanded. Maeve decides on war. Having
marshalled all her warriors, and allies from Munster and Tara, and with
Ailill's six brothers and their armies standing by Maeve receives favourable
omens from her Druids. The long march to Cooley begins. "The champions and
the Seven Sons are come to take away the Donn". However, a sorceress
appears and warns Maeve of impending defeat at the hand of Dearg Doom, Cu
Chulainn. "Saw the host stained red in war, saw the hero-light around the
head of a dragon-boy". The warning is ignored. Meanwhile, the men of
Ulster are ill with labour pains - the legacy of a curse put on them for
their inhuman treatment of a pregnant woman. The one man exempt from this
curse is Cu Chulainn, whose very birth is shrouded in mystery.
Singlehandedly he takes on the defence of Ulster, harassing
Maeve's soldiers, "And like a hawk I'll swoop and swoop again", beheading
those who stray from the main force. "You can hear me shout 'two heads are
better than none. One hundred heads are so much better than one'". Cu
Chulainn is a hard man. Originally called Setanta, he became known as Cu
Chulainn, the Hound of Culann, because of his savagery. As the Connacht
losses grow greater, the deposed King of Ulster, Fergus MacRoich, who is
having a secret affair with Maeve, meets Cu Chulainn and arranges a treaty.
Cu Chulainn agrees to singlehanded combat with any Connacht champion provided
Maeve's army does not advance. One by one, day after day he defeats each
warrior until eventually he faces his old foster-brother and close friend
Ferdia. Cu Chulainn pleads with Ferdia to leave. "But Ferdia just laughed
and shook his golden head and then they fell to battle again". For three
days they fight at a ford and appear evenly matched until on the third day
Cu Chulainn flies into a rage and lets loose his supernatural javelin, the
terrible Gae Bolga, which destroys his friend. As Ferdia falls Cu Chulainn
catches him and carries him to the riverbank, lamenting. "Life was a game,
Now I miss your name; your golden hair". Then overcome by despair Cu
Chulainn abandons the fight. Maeve's army moves south with the stolen
bull. The Ulster men rally and with Cu Chulainn in their ranks they give
chase. "But before you hit off, let me say this time you bit off more than
you can chew". The Morrigan, Queen of Demons, who has been encouraging
slaughter all along, prophesies the outcome. In the battle which follows
the Connacht army is routed. "It seems our fortunes lied despite our gain.
Our tears fall like our pride". Maeve's life is spared by Cu Chulainn. As
the Ulstermen are taking the Brown Bull home, they meet Ailill's Bull, the
White-Horned one. The Donn immediately attacks the White. "You can fool
them alright but can you fool the beast"? All day and night they are locked
in combat. Morning sees the Donn victorious. The armies consider destroying
him, the cause of all their suffering, but leave him as, dying, he staggers
homewards.
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