Hootie And The Blowfish The Ballad Of John And Yoko Lyrics

The Ballad Of John And Yoko Lyrics

Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland or France. The man
in the mac said, "You've got to turn back". You know they didn't even give us a
chance. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way
things are going They're going to crucify me. Finally made the plane into
Paris, Honey mooning down by the Seine. Peter Brown called to say, "You can
make it O.K., You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain". Christ you know it
ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're going
to crucify me. Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, Talking in our beds
for a week. The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?" I said, "We're
only trying to get us some peace". Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how
hard it can be. The way things are going They're going to crucify me. Saving up
your money for a rainy day, Giving all your clothes to charity. Last night the
wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you But your
soul - think!" Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag.
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, They look just like two gurus in
drag". Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way
things are going They're going to crucify me. Caught an early plane back to
London. Fifty acorns tied in a sack. The men from the press said, "We wish you
success, It's good to have the both of you back". Christ you know it ain't
easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're going to
crucify me. The way things are going They're going to crucify me