Hoobastank Naked Jock Man Lyrics

Naked Jock Man Lyrics

Me and my friends
Kickin' in the household
Tryin' to figure out
Thoughts start to unfold
Nothing to do or see
I can't understand
Combine all our thoughts
To come up with a plan
Car alarm system
Too expensive to buy
But not if
You're gonna hire this guy
With a helmet on his head
And a club in his hand
Cock in sock
It's the naked jock man
Naked, naked, naked, jock
Naked, naked, naked, man
Tall dark man going
To break into my car
With naked jock man
He ain't gonna get far
Car alarm sounds
Trunk lifts up
He jumps to the ground
What the f***'s that?
 
I can hear him scream in fright
Naked jock man
Just ruined his night
You can run, you can hide
Just turn yourself in
'Cause he'll get you in the end
He's the naked jock man
And he's after Dan
Naked jock man
R-Y-A-N
Now months have passed
Since the birth of the jock man
Sally jesse Raphael
And David Letterman
Want the jock man
To show his face
He's the next b****
On Melrose Place
Naked jock man was
Just a big joke
Now you'll see his as*
On all the talk shows
The people want to know
They're willing to die
Who the f*** is that guy?