Homestarrunner New Town Lyrics

New Town Lyrics

Well . . . 

The Poopsmith, he could talk! (Poopsmith: Hello!)

And Marzipan could rock (short guitar solo)

And the stick would be a big old tree 

That ate everyone except The Cheat and me! 

(Strong Mad: AND ME!)

(Strong Bad: We'll see!)

And the King Of Town would be underground in a box 

Filled up with peas!! 

(King Of Town: I hate peas!)

(Strong Bad: I know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers

That shoot chocolate hundered dollar bills 

(Bubs: Invitation chocolate!)

And my stupid baby brother would have been born

With horns and a tail (Strong Sad: I'm evil.)

And Coach Z would wear his cool jacket

And homestar just couldnt hack it (Homestar: I quit!)

And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all

Except he'd look like an NBA basketball

And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl

To help me through the hard times

You know the kind that are only sort of hot 

So they dont mess around with other guys!!!

(Homsar: I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!)