Impotency Lyrics

Impotency lyrics

Impotency really sucks. 

I don't know why I can't get it up. 

Why me?! Why?! 

All of my friends make fun of me. 

"Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!" 

Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow! 

I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection. 

(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen) 



There must be something wrong with me. 

I will never get laid. 

I've got a penis infection. 

There must be something wrong with me!! 

Uh, duh...impotency! 



I went to my doctor the other day, 

He asked me if I was straight or gay. 

Well, my eyes are slanted. 

That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat?

I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency. 

Oh yeah, yeah.