Holy Molar Dungeons And Drag Queens (in Three Measures) Lyrics

Dungeons And Drag Queens (in Three Measures) Lyrics

Oh, loathsome midnight dreary throught pit and bog, a forgotten road tis thee I
fear of old. Hark! Thither a chateau! With hunting forbode it filled me. Yet it
ruins. I hastened to it bleakly, reasons unclearly. Though still as death whilst
my heart it beat with terror at this profound mystery I stumbled upon error.
Swirling blackness crept up on the midnight spirits's woe the sould of a love
lost to the grave, from hence came a scream! And what is this that I perceive
in the rotted wainscotting? Why a passage to a hidden staircase! Candlelabrum
lit' in the tunnels down to a cold and slimey crypt below. Suddenly a bloody
hand seized me. What a grip! From behind a black veil two lips uttered in a
lisp: "Noble night! I shall launch my lance into thine innards.... How
'bout a change? Art thou not a beginner? Now bend over swiftly you artful
beginner!" My , such feelings overcame me, such phantoms in my head! I
turned swiftly to kiss my new love only to see a skeleton of the dead!