Shredding The Document Lyrics

Shredding The Document lyrics

Oh what have you done with your life 

Oh please don't tell me 

Just shut up and go to work 

Cause you're interrupting me 



I won't represent the U.S. 

In the summer olympics 

My character's questionable 

My life is a broken record 



CHORUS: 

I'm shredding the document 

I'm keeping my mouth shut 

I'm running on radio silence 

I'm letting the record speak 

I'm shredding the document 

The switchboard is lighting up 

I'm not taking anymore calls 

Well maybe from larry King 



And I don't know who killed who 

I'm having a sex change 

To a woman who loves too much 

My sister's a petty thief 



I doctored the evidence 

Yeah it was a cover up 

I want to stay wrapped in my blanket 

And never get out of bed 



REPEAT CHORUS 



All rumor and innuendo 

An Eagles reunion 

The 20th century's closing 

It's closing in on me 



You know what my father said 

Well I'm not going to tell you 

Some words that I try to live by 

It's none of your goddamn business 



REPEAT CHORUS 



I'm shredding the document 

The switchboard is lighting up 

I'm not taking anymore calls 

Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey