Henley Don Johnny Can`t Read Lyrics

Johnny Can`t Read Lyrics

Football, baseball, basketball games

drinkin' beer, kickin' ass and takin' down names

( well-a ) top down, get-a-round, shootin' the line

Summer is here and Johnny's feelin' fine



( chorus )

But Johnny can't read

Summer is over and he's gone to seed

Johnny can't read

he'll never learn nothin' that he'll ever need



Well, Johnny can dance and Johnny can love

Johnny can push and Johnny can shove

Johnny can hang out: Johnny can talk tough 

Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up-



( chorus )



Well, is it teacher's fault? oh no

is it mommy's fault? oh no

is it society's fault? oh no

is it Johnny's fault? OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



Couple years later, Johnny's on the run

Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun

well, he went and did something that he shouldn't oughta done

FBI on his trail, use a gun, go to jail



( chorus )



Well, is it teacher's fault? oh no

is it mommy's fault? oh no

is it the president's fault? oh no

is it Johnny's fault? OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



Johnny can dance and Johnny can love,

Johnny can push and Johnny can shove,

Johnny can pinball: Johnny can talk tough,

Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up



( JOHNNY CAN'T READ! JOHNNY CAN'T READ!  JOHNNY CAN'T READ!  JOHNNY CAN'T

READ! )



Well, recess is over

RECESS IS OVER!!!!



Sitcom's, T&A, Johnny's mind is blown away,

cop shows, horror flicks, Johnny's brain is full of it,

etc