Hellogoodbye Welcome To The Record Lyrics

Welcome To The Record Lyrics

[Oh my god Erin, Look at her duck-butt... It's just so big 

She looks like one of those scene guys girlfriends 

But who understands those scene guys anyway 

They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com 

I mean..her duck-butt..It's just so big... I can't believe it 

It's just so black and out there... Gross... Look she's just s--so... EMO] 



Welcome to the record 

I hope you like it 

I made music in my bedroom 

And then i mic'ed it 

If you see me around at school 

Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool 

My name is forrest and im tall and lanky 

The girls always tell me 'homie, you so stanky' 

I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks 

I've been too busy with my rhymin techniques 



Welcome to the record 

I know you'll like it 

I brought this football 

So that I could spike it 

If you see me rhymin and stealin 

Tell me good vibes is what you feelin 

My name is jesse and i'm hot and steamy 

Ladies always tell me 'Jesse, you so dreamy' 

I made these jeans look the way they do 

And I'm corporate sponsered so I Do The Dew 



H to the E to the L-L-O 

Hello, goodbye 

On the microphone 

G double O, D-B-Y-E 

I've got no rhythm 

And I can't sing 



H to the E to the L-L-O 

Hello, goodbye 

On the microphone 

G double O, D-B-Y-E 

I've got no rhythm 

And I can't sing 



(Yeah)