Helen Humes Million Dollar Secret Lyrics

Million Dollar Secret Lyrics

I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself

I'm
gonna tell all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to yourself

Why
it's a million dollar secret, so please don't tell nobody else



Now
if you're a real young girl

And you want to get rich quick

Get an
old, old man, girls

And that'll be the lick

You know those old men
are fine, yes they know just what to do

They'll give you lots of loving,
but they'll give you a whole lot of money too

(and I love that part)



Now he'll tickle you under your chin

And he'll scratch you on
your side

He'll say "Wake up you fine young thing

Give me my
morning's exercise"

Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to
do

They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a whole lot of
money too



Now I've got a man who's seventy-eight

And I'm
just thirty-three

Everybody thinks I'm crazy

But his will's made
out to me!

Yes that man is fine, girls he really knows just what to do

Why he'll give you lots of loving, but he'll give you a whole lot of money
too



(solos)



Now I've told all you young girls

Exactly what to do

Now let me tell you women

If you're over
forty-two

Get you a young dude, and raise him to your hand

Cause
he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand



Now take a look in the barnyard

See that old fat hen

She's got a fresh young rooster

Feels just like a chick again

So
get a young man, and raise him to your hand

Cause he'll make you think
life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand



You know
he'll spend your hard-earned money

Make your life a hell on ea