Ben Sherman Lyrics

Ben Sherman lyrics

He's saving up for a new Ben Sherman



He says he'd like to fuck Uma Thurman



I don't think that he'll get too far



With either those dreams



He's got his eyes on a pair of Pumas



He says I should cut my hair like Uma's



If he thinks I'd go along with



His sordid fancies







When you call my name



It better be me that you want



And not anyone else



If it's all the same



I don't want to get into bed



With your dreams there as well



Get through your head, or do I have to yell







That I don't want that



And well I might desert you



'Cos if I get a short back



And sides will that hurt you?







He says he's starting to feel quite horny



I say shut up and read your Nick Hornby



Then he pouts to try to sway me



But I don't think so



He says you can't waste a good erection



I think I'm starting to lose affection



I once felt for him, it's over



I tried to tell him







When you call my name



It better be me that you want



And not anyone else



If it's all the same



I don't want to get into bed



With your dreams there as well



Get through your head, or do I have to yell







That I don't want that (no way)



And well I might desert you (today)



'Cos if I get a short back (okay)



And sides will that hurt you?







(the cool breakdown with the handclaps)







When you call my name



It better be me that you want



And not anyone else



If it's all the same



I don't want to get into bed



With your dreams there as well



Get through your head, or at least through your gel







That I don't want that (no way)



And well I might desert you (today)



'Cos if I get a short back (okay)



And sides will that hurt you?