Heather Alexander Brannigan`s Special Ale Lyrics

Brannigan`s Special Ale Lyrics

Within the town of Sutter Down,
there is a tavern tale-
You never do think
you to take a small drink you
of Brannigan?s Special Ale-

Start seein?
things real funny,
and given half a chance,
Start swirling around and
you?ll then tumble down
and the mice on your head will all
dance!

You?ll see unicorns and dragons,
and a castle made of
gold-
A feast of all feasts with fantastical beasts,
of the likes which
you?ve never been told-

You?ll fly on a magic carpet,
on a purple sea
you?ll sail-
You can talk to the fish because you had the wish,
to drink
Brannigan?s Special Ale!

You may be a rich and noble king,
in a
castle great and grand-
You dare not go to sleep when you?re counting the
sheep,
of all the herds in the land-

The count is on a
parchment,
which is stolen by a gale-
Losing count is quite dread, now
you?re losing your head,
all from Brannigan?s Special Ale!

Perchance
within this drunken dream,
you?ll think yourself a knight-
Whose been
knocked off your horse, but it?s all in due course,
your opponent has won
the fight-

She strips off all her armor,
removes her dress of
mail-
Try hard not to stare because you took the dare,
to drink
Brannigan?s Special Ale!

I?m telling you my young friends,
here?s not
that can avail,
You?ll be lost forever, that?s why you should never
Drink
Brannigan?s Special Ale!