Harry Connick Jr Oompa Loompa Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Lyrics

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa
loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me



What
do you get when you guzzle down sweets

Eating as much as an elephant
eats

What are you at, getting terribly fat

What do you think will
come of that

I don't like the look of it



Oompa loompa
doompety da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in
happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompeda dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me



Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while

It stops you from
smoking and brightens your smile

But it's repulsive, revolting and
wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does



Oompa loompa doompety da

Given good manners you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me



Who do you blame when your kid is a brat

Pampered and spoiled
like a siamese cat

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame

You know
exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father



Oompa
loompa doompety da

If you're not spoiled then you will go far

You
will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa
loompa doompeda dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me



What
do you get from a glut of TV

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a boo