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I get up and I walk across the room

 I get to the door - I've been there before

 Wondering what I got up for

 When all of a certain I remember

 What I was going to say to you

 Standing there watching my member

 Hanging there squirting the loo

 

 I'm really stoned

 I'm really stoned

 Permanently out my bone

 I'm really stoned

 

 I sit down on the phone I get the urge

 To dump yesterday, flush it away

 I hope the force is still with me

 When sure enough the door flies off it's hinges

 And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit

 Saying "I've got trouble finding where I'm going

 "Coz my backside is very badly lit

 "Hello, hello, hello

 "My bloody head no longer seems to fit

 "Hello, hello, hello

 "And you're under arrest...

 ...and...'ello?"

 

 I'm really stoned

 I'm really stoned

 Permanently out my bone

 I'm really stoned

 

 So come on, let go

 Let your feelings show

 There's something inside you

 The person beside you really needs to know

 Come on, change your mind

 You never know what you might find

 Break out the rizlas

 And roll up a place to unwind

 

 Well you can bust me once

 You can bust me twice

 But you'd have to top me

 To finally stop me from loading my dice

 

 'Coz I'm really stoned

 I'm really stoned

 Permanently out my bone

 I'm really stoned

 

 (Joan bakewell) Tart