Hannah Montana The Bone Dance Lyrics

The Bone Dance Lyrics

Miley sings: 

And now I take it home, with the parietal bone

It
might be crazy, but I learn that way

Temporal and frontal too

And
now I'm finally through

That makes 206

I found a way that
clicks



Miley thinks and dances:

When I milk the cow

On
Uncle Earl's farm

I use the ulna bone

That is in my arm

Miley
shouts:

MOO YAH!



Miley mouths: Help!

Lily: She can't
do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel.

Oliver: Way ahead of
you. You want paper cut, bit my tongue or a nose bleed?

Lily: Oh, nose
bleed is my favorite!

Oliver: Well, lean back 'cuz your in the splashing
zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it's a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it's gusher!) It's a
gusher, that's what it is! Look everyone, it's a gusher.

Mrs. Kunkel:
Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We
should put you in a helmet.

Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal
bone, it might be crazy...

Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! 

Miley: Leg cramp!
I just need to you know, shake it off with some dance steps...

Mrs.
Kunkel: That's it! I warned you about cheating. Your test is over.

Miley:
But, I'm not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can move
it.

Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest you move it down to the principal's office.
Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when you see your brother,
you're there.



(Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in)



Miley sings: 

Everybody knows the bones

Just had to find a
way

Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout

Thats how I'll get an
A



Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you...

Lily: Just
give her a chance. Please!



Miley sings:

My bod has many
parts

And this is where it starts

Phalanges I have ten

And
Metatarsals then

I got some Tarsals too

I'll put 'em in my shoe



Oliver: She's tellin' the truth



Miley sings:

The
fibula is next

According to my text

Then comes the tibia

That
ain't no fibia



And now up to my knee,

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That's the patella to me



Mley and Lily sing:

We're doing
the bone dance

You study the answers

Again and again til I get it
right

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:

We're doing the bone dance

You dance and you learn it

And we won't mess up this test

We'll
get it perfect



Miley: Come on everybody move
those...fe..femurs

Rico: Yeah, by the look of these tests, you losers
need all the help you can get.



Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: 

We're doin' the bone dance

You dance and you learn it...



The class sings:

And now I take it home

With the Parietal
bone

It might be crazy

But we learn that way



Temporal
and frontal too

And now we're finally through

That makes 206

I found a way that clicks



(Speaking): Bone Thugs in the
house



We're doing the bone dance

You study the answers

Again and again till I get it right

We're doing the bone dance

You dance and you learn it

And we won't mess up this test

We'll
get it perfect



WORD!



Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! Stewart,
I'm going to get the principal.

Miley: What...?

Mrs. Kunkel: I want
you to show him that dance. It's the best study technique I've ever seen!

Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably):

By the way,

You
got an A!

Word!



Miley, Lily, and Oliver:

We're goin'
to Europe!



Miley: Give me some metacarpal love!



Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly:

We're doin' the bone dance,

You study the answers



Miley: What?

Rico: That song, those
moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer...

Miley:
Kelly Clarkson?

Lily: Hilary Duff?

Oliver: JayZ!

Rico: I got
it! Hannah Montana!

(Pause)

Miley, Lily, Oliver:
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!

Miley: Hannah Montana, you little joker!
You're so...

Rico: You're right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain
could never pull off something like that!

Oliver: Yeah, what were you
thinking? We're talkin' about nothin' upstairs if you know what I mean.

Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you!

Oliver: Oh, I can see you too!

Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!