Half Man Half Biscuit Keeping Two Chevrons Apart Lyrics

Keeping Two Chevrons Apart Lyrics

Well I'm not really worried about this,
But can some one please answer me
this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the
word 'aplomb' being used?

I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North
(Good
girl has broken my heart).
She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe
South
Now she's keeping two chevrons apart.

Keeping two chevrons
apart,
Yes she's keeping two chevrons apart.
They say "Plenty more
fish"
I say "Amoco Cadiz"
She's keeping two chevrons
apart.

Sunday markets?  You'll find Abergele's the best.
In her
medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons
apart.
Oh in her medium-sized lauch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping
two chevrons,
Keeping two chevrons,
keeping two chevrons apart.