Half Man Half Biscuit D`ye Ken Ted Moult Lyrics

D`ye Ken Ted Moult Lyrics

Our Ted it has to be said

produces proof beyond us

rain, shine or
gale force nine

his frames remain intact

helicopters in my garden
bringing wind, i beg your pardon

double glazing is amazing

don't
you all agree?



No fears they'll last you for years our statistics
prove it 

and you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the
pace

On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide
warnings

insulation for the nation that's the one for me



No
draft cos that would be daft a feather acknowledges Newton 

and a ball
and chain let loose on the pain can only smash your nerves

In the
hibernating season pick the best it stands to reason 

no complaing when
it's raining thanks to Mr Moult.