Hairspray Cooties Lyrics

Cooties Lyrics

AMBER 

Tracy Turnblad, this is for you 

They came from way far out 

In outer space 



GUYS 

Ah-woo 



AMBER 

And with her help 

They may destroy the human race 



AMBER & GUYS 

She's got cooties! 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

They've found a place to nest 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

If i were her i'd be depressed 

Long tailed, sharp nailed 

Fuzzy legs, laying eggs 



Eww, get 'em away from me, 

get 'em away from me ewww!! 



In science class 

She's like a walking show-and-tell 



GUYS 

Ah-woo 



AMBER 

Her pet skunk ran away 

'Cause it couldn't take the smell 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

Nobody want to sit by her 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

She don't need a coat 

'Cause she's got fur! 

Circle, circle, 



ALL 

Dot, dot, dot 



AMBER 

Hurry, get your cootie shot! 

Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out! 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

She's just as friendly as can be 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

She shows them cootie hospitality 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

She's like a living twilight zone 



GUYS 

She's got cooties 



GIRLS 

Cooties 



AMBER 

Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone! 



AMBER 

Black, white, red, green 



AMBER & ENSEMBLE 

Every colour in between 



AMBER 

Dresses like a circus clown 



AMBER & ENSEMBLE 

Somebody oughta hose her down 



AMBER 

Grew up in a cootie zoo 

I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too! 



And that's for you!