The Bed Lyrics

The Bed lyrics

Oh the bed

 Oooh the bed

 Ahhh the bed

 Oh the bed

 Mmmm the bed

 I love the bed

 

 You can lie in bed

 You can lay in bed

 You can die in bed

 You can pray in bed

 You can live in bed

 You can laugh in bed

 You can give your heart

 Or break your heart in half in bed

 

 You can tease in bed

 You can please in bed

 You can squeeze in bed

 You can freeze in bed

 You can sneeze in bed

 Catch the fleas in bed

 All of these

 Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed

 

 Oh the bed is a thing

 Of feather and spring

 Of wire and wood

 Invention so good

 

 Oh the bed comes complete

 With pillow and sheet

 With blanket electric

 And breath antiseptic

 

 Let there be sheets

 Let there be beds

 Foam rubber pillows

 Under our heads

 

 Let there be sighs

 Filling the room

 Scanty pajamas

 By Fruit of the Loom

 

 You can eat in bed

 You can beat in bed

 Be in heat in bed

 Have a treat in bed

 You can rock in bed

 You can roll in bed

 Find your cock in bed

 Lose your soul in bed

 

 You can lose in bed

 You can win in bed

 But never never never never

 Never never never never

 Never never never

 Never can you sin in bed!