Gilded Lily Lyrics

Gilded Lily lyrics

Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily 

 To my design it was created 

Cunningly carved in a manner frilly 

 My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty


 No deviation was tolerated 

 My Gilded Lily he think he funny 

 My Gilded Lily he worth cash money 

 I wore my Lily to all the right
party go! 

  

  

 I was the envy of all the horde 

 I
proclaimed myself overlord 

 My Gilded Lily gives all this and more 

 I puked my guts all over the floor 

  

  

 I found the
entertainment banal, so, 

 Lead harlequin then drew his last 

 Thru
trenches of flesh we carved a canal 

 He held a bejeweled theatrical mask


 The door heaved and then exploded 

 We split the bill and drove
home loaded 

 When we got there the paint was peeling 

 We rose on
Jell-o cubes to the ceiling 

  

  

 Draped in apparel 

I wear the Lily 

 I bathe in the smell 

 Gaily festooned in a manner
silly 

  

 I gild the lily 

  

 Adroitly crafted yet
willy nilly 

 I wear the Lily 

 When I party with Milli Vanilli 

  

  

 And soon the pleasure barges 

 Rolled with the sun,
pleasantly bloated, 

 Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me 

  

 We mingled as one amidst debris of 

  

 And all the
while Gilded Lily faded 

 Though it was the best I'd created 

 But
Gilded Lily was still in place 

 It made a mockery of my face 

 


 And delivered to us a surprise 

  

 The hulking mass of
what we despised 

 Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it 

 And
we delivered a princely buffet 

 Soon the continent split asunder 

And the radios blared to the blunder 

 My Gilded Lily expanded while
spinning 

 Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons 

 That's when I
realized we were winning 

 We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed
out 

 and then we were gone