Im My Own Grandpa Lyrics

Im My Own Grandpa lyrics

I'm My Own Grandpa
Guy Lombardo

Now many many years ago when I was
twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow
had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own
granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own
grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My
daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the
matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing
baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so
became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then
that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my
stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And
he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my
mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my
grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her
grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now
I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I
am my own grandpa