Guttermouth Skaters Anthem Lyrics

Skaters Anthem Lyrics

Hey how did everybody get in my room?



It's saturday, another
perfect day

Till I hit the boardwalk

Headed towards the pier

You're fucking gay

Fuck you, outta my way

50,000 jackoffs all on
rollerblades

Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it wont hurt

Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah

But until the day you
learn to surf or skate

College jackoff faggots

Sportin oakley
shades

All on rollerblades

Crash helmets to be safe

All on
rollerblades yeah

Crash helmets to be safe

Whoopie its fun to
skate

I'll do a figure 8

Watch me do a circle

Going backwards
down the stairs

Oh gee this is fun

Looks like i better run

14
guys on skateboards

Wanna ollie off my head yeah

This sport is so
extreme

You roller disco queens

Goin to do the hustle

At the
roller wonderland yeah

She blades to shrink her thighs

So she can
justify

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese

Pickles,
onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah

Neat, neat I really think its neat

I'm stealing every trick from every

Skateboarder I meet

Neat,
neat I really think its neat

You stupid faggot roller bladers

Roller wonderland

Cum guzzlin fruit cakes

I hope you break your
hands

Roller wonderland

Cum guzzlin fruit cakes

I hope you
break your fucking neck



You stupid rollerskater, get the fuck
outta the way!