Guttermouth Mr Bbq Lyrics

Mr Bbq Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house



I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll
invite ya'



Gotta side of pork



Gotta' side of creamy
salad



Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid



Oh
my god!



My arm's on fire!



Somebody pass the
dressing!



Everybody remain calm



I'm a
professional



Quickly submerge the arm in
mayonnaise







Says Mr. BBQ







Hey, thanks a lot
doc my arm's feeling great



Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth
watering pork rinds?



O.K. I think it's about time for everybody's
favorite pigs feet eating contest



Ready?  Go!!!



Well, it
looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown



She's in the
lead



No, wait, it's Mr. Brown



Mrs. Brown, she's
choking!!!







Weenies man



Chicken fried pork
steaks



Skinless boneless chicken breasts



Mr.
BBQ.







Mrs. Brown is fine



Now it's time to
dine



Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great



You know,
you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops



You
could get some disease



Or worse yet, you could get struck by
lightning



Or drown in a kiddie pool



So don't be a fool, be
sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a
BBQ







Weenies man



Chicken...