Mom Lyrics

Mom lyrics

on a tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room
and said get the fuck up outta
bed and get a god damn job 
so i told her hey hey fuck you mom
and I
threw the phone at her head
but i missed and hit her in the snatch
so I
slammed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room 
or I'll kick
your ass 
and call the cops and tell them im abused
and you'll wind up in
jail
while i snowboard in vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves
me more
he says that your a 

You're worthless
you're lazy
you're
stupid
a little over weight
now give me $20
mommy your so
worthless
you're lazy 
you're stupid
a little over weight 
now give
me $20 
no make it 50..bucks

now mom writes me letter
I write
return to sender
let her rot there in her cell 
I watched the dogs mate
on her bed
sorry mom i had to pawn the china silver and all your
jewlery
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

you're
lazy 
you're stupid 
a little over weight
now give me $20 bucks


mommy you're so worthless 
you're lazy 
you're stupid 
a
little over weight
now give me $20 bucks 
no make it $50
no make it
$60 no make it 75
why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse
i
hope your having fun rotting in jail
maybe i'll come visit you
nah

enjoy your stretch in jail