Guttermouth Lucky The Donkey Lyrics

Lucky The Donkey Lyrics

My mother f**ked a donkey down in mexico
She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
She had to make some cash
For 50,000 pesos
The donkey f**ked her ass
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother’s box was his salt lick
Human donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasnt for the dough
A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
The crowd would shout "ole!"
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
The donkeys name was lucky
Oh boy he loved to f**k
He’d get so damn excited
He’d kick and make you duck
If you want to be a star
Its easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
And let lucky f**k your anus
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey’s f**kin my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey