Guttermouth Jaimie`s Petting Zoo Lyrics

Jaimie`s Petting Zoo Lyrics

i've had my pet since i was nine years old i loved him and fed him but one day
he attacked i knew he didn't love me back so i grabbed him like a football and
punted fifty yards now i hate pets take yourself to the vet now i hate pets
dolphins trapped in little nets now i hate pets you little fucking screaming
shit-bag i should of let your mother eat you, little fucker so i got a little
birdy and i trained it everyday he knew 1000 words but then he flew away but
then i got him back the fucker wouldn't shut his trap so i took him to the
bathroom and rubbed his beak in shit now i hate pets spotted owls in their
nests now i hate pets bagged a deer and made a vest now i hate pets birds and
bees and bears and bison pigs and parrots and pandas i fucking hate them all!!!
i was walking through the park when a snake peered from his hole a perfect
opportunity to take the bastard home i chopped his fucking head off with my
handy garden hoe and made a lovely hat-band for my redneck cousin bo,
heee-haaw! now i hate pets 10,000 volts to the chest now i hate pets fed my cat
some cigarettes now i hate pets you little fucking screaming shit-bag bastard
fuck you, you fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!