Guttermouth Jack La Lanne Lyrics

Jack La Lanne Lyrics

Blame it on la lanne
When something goes wrong
That sweatsuited scapegoat
For the exercising bomb he’s our man
My lawn turned yellow
My goldfish died
I squirted some ben-gay
Right in my eye
He’s the f**king cause
That sweatsuited scapegoat
With the atomic sock
When he exercises me
I know he doesn’t shower
When I see him beatin’ meat
He makes me want to shower