Guttermouth Good Friday Lyrics

Good Friday Lyrics

Thank you for the easter bunny
Sitting at my door
It wasn’t made of chocolate
But it sh*t right on my floor
Thank you God for christmas trees
Return the gifts for money
Thank you for my paycheck
Now here’s your 10%
I’d love to give you more
But I barely make my rent
Thank you lord for turning
Fruity grapes right into wine
It sure does make it easy
To try out my pick-up line
Once there was no t.p.
Inside my hotel room
The Bible had 10,000 pages
But I only used a few
Sunday school such a joy
Forced to fondle reverend roy
Good friday