We Suck Lyrics

We Suck lyrics

Let me tell ya bit about the band that you are listening to

There’s five in Gus & Frank now

But there used to be two [Gus & Frank]



Gus writes the words and he dabbles with the basic melodies

But I can’t sing for shit and that’s where Frankie comes in



Singing basically we’re fucked

And we work so hard at it

Certainly we suck

And we’re so perfect at it

That maybe someday we’ll rock

Certainly we suck ohh

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug



Now Frank looks a little like the porno star from Boogie Nights

And he hides like a woos behind Gus whenever there’s a bar fight



Chris brought an amp had a lesson now he thinks he’s Jimi Hendrix

And he sings better than me so I turn him down in the mix



So basically we’re fucked [sorry Edna]

And we work so hard at it

Certainly we suck

And we’re so perfect at it

That maybe someday we’ll rock

Certainly we suck ohh

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug



We got a manager his name is Dick

He said our songs could be really big

And he can sell ice to the Eskimos

And that’s how he got us this gig

Yeah

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug



Now Matt on the bass he had a very unusual childhood

And we only really asked him to play because his hair looks good



The drummer is a nerd with an office job but his hat looks sweet

So we offered him a spot in the band and the Hat keeps missin' the beat



So basically we’re fucked 

And we work so hard at it

Certainly we suck

And we’re so perfect at it

That maybe someday we’ll rock

Certainly we suck ohh

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug



So basically we’re fucked 

And we work so hard at it

Certainly we suck

And we’re so perfect at it

That maybe someday we’ll rock

Maybe someday we’ll rock

Maybe someday we’ll rock

Yeah

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug