Humpty Dumpty Lyrics

Humpty Dumpty lyrics

Once upon a time, on a cold winters night I was alone with my woman and she
looked into my baby blue eyes and said: “Oh Frank, you make me so hot, wont
you tell me one of your sexy bedtime stories�… so I did, seven times.



Little girl

Let me tell you a story

Little girl

A bed time story



If you were Red Riding Hood I’d wait in the woods

And I’d get to you before that wolf



If you were Little Bo Peep I’d make like a sheep

With your name tattooed on my hoof



And the man in the moon he’d be lickin’ the spoon girl



I’m your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

And I’m falling



Little girl

Lets do chapter two now

Little girl

It’s all true now



If you were Old Mother Hubbard I’d hide in the cupboard

and I’d go through your underwear



And if you were Goldielocks I’d rock your little socks

just like big Pappa Bear



And the three Little Pigs they’d be dancin’ a jig girl



I’m your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

And I’m falling

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

I just want you to love me

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

And I’m falling for you



For you……..



Do do do ………………….



Gus what big eyes you have

All the better to see you with Frank



Chris what big ears you have

All the better to hear you with Frank



Matty what big hands you have

All the better to slap the bass with Frank



And Hat

Nice hat



Little girl

You better get to bed now

Little girl

Where’re almost at the end now



If you were Cinderella then I would play the fella that stole your yella
shoe…..who?



I’m your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

And I’m falling

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I’m your Humpty Dumpty

And I’m falling for you



Do do do…………….



For you….

Falling for you…..

Little girl……..



All the kings horses and all the kings men

Couldn’t drag me away from you a…………mazing Gus how sweet the songs