Group X You Would Give Me Kiss (if I Were On Soccer Team) Lyrics

You Would Give Me Kiss (if I Were On Soccer Team) Lyrics

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer
team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)

Yes, You would give me kiss if I
were on the soccer team,
I know this because you are girlfriend of
Rasheem.
If I had a jersey with my number on the back,
Then you would be
my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
When I'd dial a telephone call
you would call me back,
You would take me for a ride in your
Cadillac.
You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,
but you dont.
 This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack.
I play chess, but you dont
care,
still like soccer player with his very long hair.
And I ask for
half a candy-cane you would not share,
This made me mad like a big grizzly
bear!
Every time I try out for team I get chopped,
Coach says to me,
Hashmeer you need to stop.
No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I
think 
you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.

Soccer,
Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer
team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer...
(9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean? 
Know what I mean?

I like to paint, and I like to draw.
but that
doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball.
You dont even say hi when you see me
in the hall.
Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall.
If I wore
 the Umbros and a pair of cleats,
then you would want to do a sex on the bed
sheets.
Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.
We would have a
sandwich with lettuce and meat.
Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry
Letterman.
I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man.
He might
be good at soccer but I think he's too mean.
You would give me kiss if I were
on soccer team!

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss
if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?
Soccer,
Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer
team.
Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?

For two weeks I practice
night and day,
but I'm still not good enough for the portion that we
play.
Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube?
Hashmere is very
good at Rubix Cube.
I can separate white and red from the green,
I will
chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????)
and yes, I am better at the
Rubix Cube than James Dean,
and I am better at the Rubix Cube than Charlie
Sheen.
If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean.
Could have
been my queen,
I could have been your king, 
but now all women want to
date this mean machine.
I dont need you bitch, I'm on the Rubix Cube
team!!!

Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x)
I dont need you and I dont need
your soccer team
Cuz now bitch I'm on the Rubix Cube team.
Know what I
mean?  Know what I mean?
Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x)
I dont need you
bitch or your soccer team
Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?