Gravy Train Jonny Makeup Lyrics

Jonny Makeup Lyrics

Toot toot! And a beep beep!

 You’re a coal miner’s daughter who turned to the street 

And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar
seat 

In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don’t know what that
means but I’m sure it ain’t a bore 

Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave
you  Hollywood cred 

 HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) 

HEY JONNY JONNY IT’S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP 

(one two) 

Hey Jonny you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind hey
Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!! 

Toot toot! And a beep beep! 

A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep 

It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep! 

It’s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep

 Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you
couldn’t rape a donut

 Kiehl’s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag 

But it’s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah 

HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) 

HEY JONNY JONNY YOU’RE A DREAM AND I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP (one
two)

 I’m really really goin’ through it 

so when are we gonna do it 

I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude

 in hopes that you’d someday screw it 

I’m reading out like I’m Levar Burton but that’s only cuz
I’m really hurtin’

 Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey 

cuz when you’re flirtin’ Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin’!!!!


I’m living! I’m gagging! 

You’re screening! I’m reading!