Gravy Train Burger Baby Lyrics

Burger Baby Lyrics

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes

I forget all of my sadness and
the Happy Meal prize

Cuz I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much
bigger thighs

Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry     

   What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool

I just don't care
what they say (BURGER BABY)

Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you,
it's cool

And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)  

I'm the kinda
lady who will get down and spread

Spray that shit all over me till Carl
Junior is dead

Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red

And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed     

  
Weepin' like a bitch one night I just couldn't stand it

Knocked up with a
burger baby and I just hadn't planned it

Called up Smokehouse for cash,
they said, "We don't understand it!"

I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK
IT I DEMAND IT!!!!"  

What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do

I'll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY)

Know what I'll do,
won't kill you, I love you, I do

And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)